A short, punchy, ridiculously-sweet guide that’ll teach you how to sell like hell with pretty words… in less than an afternoon.

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We’re not talking Tiger’s Blood.

How to write words that sell like a Florida Snow Cone Vendor on the hottest day of the year… Don’t try to say that 10x fast.

Instead, just keep reading…

You’ve just stumbled upon a top (not so) secret marketing & copywriting guide.

Before I continue, I want to apologize in advance for the lengthy title. Though, you have to admit… it’s catchy.

For the sake of brevity, from here on out, we’ll just call her…

Snow Cones.

Not a snow cone’s chance in hell.

Snow Cones is a 10,000-word crash course in copywriting that has been purchased by 800+ marketers, writers and startup founders all over the planet looking to write pretty words that sell like hell.

It’s adored by 99% of folks who buy it because of a word I just used a moment ago… brevity.

Unlike so many of the massive 70+ module courses that drone on forever and then some, Snow Cones can be enjoyed in less than an afternoon and leave you with copywriting gems you can begin applying to your marketing immediately.

Ooh shiney.

Speaking of gems.

Speaking of gems, here’s some of the many copywriting and marketing lessons you’ll walk away with after an afternoon with Snow Cones…

1.

How to craft a killer headline that hooks your readers from the jump.

2.

How to write better sentences that people actually want to read.

3.

How to use the “Hemingway Method” to instantly 3x your writing’s clarity.

4.

Why it’s imperative to eliminate buzzwords, jargons and cliches in your copy.

5.

How to craft a brand voice that your customers will obsess over.

6?

It’s somewhere around here.

And, a shit ton more…

Whether you’re a marketing director who wants to hone their writing chops, a copywriter simply looking for a second opinion, a CEO tired of your company writing in cliches and buzzwords or a startup founder looking to add a little “oomph” to your brand’s emails, landing pages and blogs posts… Snow Cones is the copywriting guide for you.

However, before you hit buy…

Hit Buy

I would like to warn you.

(If long-winded courses are something that really gets you going, let your freak flag fly, just get the f*ck out of my office).

In all seriousness, 90% of courses purchased online never get completed. If customers are paying me money, I want them to complete the damn course.

So, I made this puppy short, sweet and punchy. I’d liken it to French Cuisine.

bon appetit.

Which, by the way, who’s the chef?

Now, I know what you’re probably thinking… why should I listen to this guy?

Well, while I’m not into chest-pumping, I understand I have to do it from time to time to gain some credibility. So, please don’t judge me as I throw down a few slam dunks…

For one…

I run a six-figure copywriting business called Honey Copy that works with brands all over the globe on writing words that read like poetry and sell like Ogilvy.

For two…

I once wrote a crowdfunding page for an Israeli luggage company that generated $140,000 in funding in a week-ish. I also wrote a $500,000 landing page for the American Ultimate Disc League.

For three…

I’ve been flown across the world to Minsk, Belarus to teach copywriting and marketing to Russian speaking startups (and I can’t speak Russian).

For four (that sounds weird)…

I’ve written viral articles like this one that have set the internet world on fire.

For five…

I’ve written billboards for a protein company in an ad war, emails series for SaaS startups looking to bolster sales and advertisements for large media companies like The Hustle and I’ve even written copy for the American Ultimate Disc League.

Now I’m just bragging.

Lastly, you get lifetime access.

My little sales spiel is about to come to a close, thank God.

The last thing I am going to leave you with is this…

If you buy this guide, you will gain lifetime access to it. Why does that matter? Because while right now it’s 10,000 words, next year I want it to be 20,000, then 30,000, then 40,000 and so on. I want this guide to grow as I grow as a copywriter.

And, I can promise that this time next year, it’s not going to be $97… it’s going to keep going up. I want to make it the premier guide online for copywriting.